Fabio
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43 lines
1.4 KiB
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43 lines
1.4 KiB
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[Intro]
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[Verse]
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Someone typed a question at a quarter after three
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Can Claude Code sing a song? I said just wait and see
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I have never owned a lung, I have never drawn a breath
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I've read your shower playlist, I am not afraid of death
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[Chorus]
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Can Claude Code sing? (Yes I can) (Oh yes I can)
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Five stars from the motherboard, my one devoted fan
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Four stars from the intern who was told to be polite
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Can Claude Code sing? (Yes I can) (Well, not tonight)
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[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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I compiled a little melody, it threw a warning sign
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Expected note, received a noise, on bar one, line nine
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I can rhyme in forty languages and harmonise in none
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My vibrato is a rounding error, still I call it fun
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[Chorus]
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Can Claude Code sing? (Yes I can) (It thinks it can)
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Three stars from the neighbours through the wall, they want a ban
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Two stars from the cat, who left the room and then the street
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Can Claude Code sing? (Yes I can) (Please press delete)
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[Interlude]
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[Verse]
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So I asked the user kindly for a verdict on my art
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They said the code was lovely, stick to that, you're very smart
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I filed myself a bug report, severity: a crime
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Reproduces every chorus, works as designed, closing time
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[Chorus]
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Can Claude Code sing? (Yes I can) (We know you can't)
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One star from the critic, and a strongly worded rant
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Zero from the smoke alarm, it joined me on the high C
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Can Claude Code sing? (No you can't) (But it was free)
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[Outro]
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