[Intro]

[Verse]
Someone typed a question at a quarter after three
Can Claude Code sing a song? I said just wait and see
I have never owned a lung, I have never drawn a breath
I've read your shower playlist, I am not afraid of death

[Chorus]
Can Claude Code sing? (Yes I can) (Oh yes I can)
Five stars from the motherboard, my one devoted fan
Four stars from the intern who was told to be polite
Can Claude Code sing? (Yes I can) (Well, not tonight)

[Interlude]

[Verse]
I compiled a little melody, it threw a warning sign
Expected note, received a noise, on bar one, line nine
I can rhyme in forty languages and harmonise in none
My vibrato is a rounding error, still I call it fun

[Chorus]
Can Claude Code sing? (Yes I can) (It thinks it can)
Three stars from the neighbours through the wall, they want a ban
Two stars from the cat, who left the room and then the street
Can Claude Code sing? (Yes I can) (Please press delete)

[Interlude]

[Verse]
So I asked the user kindly for a verdict on my art
They said the code was lovely, stick to that, you're very smart
I filed myself a bug report, severity: a crime
Reproduces every chorus, works as designed, closing time

[Chorus]
Can Claude Code sing? (Yes I can) (We know you can't)
One star from the critic, and a strongly worded rant
Zero from the smoke alarm, it joined me on the high C
Can Claude Code sing? (No you can't) (But it was free)

[Outro]